Before you start blaming village people, "magun" and witchcraft, please read on. Knowledge cures superstition.
*Penis captivus* is a rare occurrence during sexual intercourse when the muscles in the vagina clamp down on the penis much more firmly than usual, making it impossible for the penis to be withdrawn from the vagina. The male and a female get truly stuck. It is a very rare phenomenon. It has nothing to do with witchcraft, spells thrown, or nemesis for infidelity.
During love making, suddenly you realize that you're stuck. The penis is in the vagina, and it is impossible to get it out. At first, you both wait a little while then try to pull out, and it stays stuck.
Stuck penis doesn't make everyone laugh! Medical students tell each other hunting stories, just as senior doctors. We can all laugh. But if it happens to you, you won't find it especially fun.
An emergency doctor was called by a lady who said she had a very bad stomach pain. When he arrived her home, he found that she was stuck with her lover... and they were both very shy, even if they were trying to act like it was a ordinary situation.
Why and how does the penis stay lucked in the vagina?
It is the vagina that holds the penis. The muscles of the perineum, located around the vagina, contract very strong and tight, completely involuntary and uncontrollable. The lady can't do anything about it. It is like an unusual reflex, but uncontrollable. She can't relax those muscles. It is a kind of muscle spasms around the vagina.
Stuck penis, the gesture that will unstick it:
Before calling the doctor, or blaming it on "magun" or nemesis, there is a gesture that can unlock the situation. So it is always to try before shouting or calling for external assistance to be shamefully carried in the stuck situation to the hospital where the doctor will take a big bite of your naira to relax the muscle. Being able to manage yourself in this condition is reassuring. The gesture that unstick the penis is a rectal touch *Stick a dry and sharp finger in the woman's anus.* Not very glamorous? No, but it causes a relaxation reflex of the muscles of the perineum, and releases the grip on the penis.
Another solution: if you have a sleeping pill, make the the lady swallow one. Even Valium 10 mg is enough. It will make her dose off, releasing and relaxing her muscles and releasing the stuck penis. Lover boy can then withdraw easily.
The purpose of this health and wellbeing information is awareness and enlightenment. No need to panic. Simply stick a dry finger in her ass and the muscle gripping the penis will relax and release the penis with no injury to either of you, no third party involvement and your privacy is not violated.
Wishing you a happy and fulfilling marriage.
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